And so I begin my DeviantArt journal. I'm sure you'd all *waves to crowd* like to know about my fascinating life, so I've been considerate enough to take my valuable time to write this.

In other words, I'm doing it all for you. So you'd better like it.

First of all, I'd like to say that my gender is none of your business. There is no reason for you to know, so why on earth would I tell you? Enough said.

As you can see *gestures towards profile* I am seventeen years old. And quite attractive. But since you don't know my gender, that is probably of no interest to you.

Moving on...

I confess, I am not nearly as skilled with a conventional drawing tool as these multitudes of artists on the site *tips hat to said multitudes*, but I am currently growing more attatched to the Paint drawing program. Like a lichen to a rock. If you pry me off, I will die. So back off.

I hope I don't sound violent or anything seemingly unpleasant, but I have a way of words that people describe as being "arrogant". I hate that term. Don't use it in front of me unless you must.

I hope I have written enough about myself for now to satisfy your curious minds.

-ToastyWooWoo